The Guy who Wrote "Women Suck's" First Time
2002-07-20 @ 10:52 p.m.

I don't know the guy's name, so I will call him Jack Horny.

Jack Horny was cruising the Red Light district on one godawful night, when, suddenly, he saw a doberman walking down the street.

Since all of the hookers told Jack to get the Hell away regardless of how much money he had, Horny felt he had few options.

So, Jack grabbed the howling beast by its hind legs, took out his tiny dick, and humped the poor devil like it was his own hand.

Poor doggy. And the doberman wasn't even paid afterwards! The end.

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